You?re always broke Your homemade Star Trek Uniform Really ain?t impressin me You?re sufferin from delusions of adequacy You?re pitiful You?re pitiful You?re pitiful
you still can work that Slurpee machine You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful it's true You're half undressed Eating chips off your chest While you're
Traducción: Weird Al Yankovic. Você está Pitiful.