On a cold night in October On the Oklahoma plain Where the buffalo once wandered But none of them remain If you listen with your heart If you listen with
If I were your boyfriend I'd say the right things I'd never tell you that dress makes you fat And I'd buy you flowers but never Carnations Carnations
I read your suicide note and it made me laugh You said "go fuck yourself" and you tore it up in half You were a punk before the word had lost its meaning
There's a place the rain won't fall There's a roof above us all And everyone is beautiful and strong No, it's not a clique, you see It's more like family
The cameras flash, she makes some cash Still nobody asks for her autograph Hey number two, I'm in love with you Even though your eyes are out-of-skew
Pass the morphine, we're headed for some pain Baby wants to fight like she did last night Here we go again, I'm sliding down That razor of love Ain't
I want a cold wet nose Claws on my toes I want a little treat Whenever I bet I wanna bark all day Sit and stay I wanna sink my teeth Into your mailman
By the bus stop on the boardwalk by the sand He stands there with his guitar in his hand And every emotion you can feel He just pulls from his box of
She doesn't find my open mind too reckless And I don't care that her whimsical stare leaves me helpless And she's quick to agree Though it's easy to see
The three of us stood there reverent and silent While others went by in a hurry And we posed for a picture under the sign reading "Haight and Ashbury"
If I were the Six Million Dollar Man I'd be worth six million more than I am But I'd be the envy of all of my neighbors 'Cause you'd be my Farah Fawcett
Mr. Brown's a plastic surgeon And he drives a Ford Excursion And his wife is just as manicured as his lawn Breast enhancement, nose reduction Fifty pounds
Well, I ain't got a job as I stand knee deep in Monday Empty pockets as broke as I can be Tried to sell my soul but the devil Just told me "No Way, Wouldn
She's not good at painting, she's not good at art She wants to be a beatnik but she don't know where to start Yeah she's so pathetic that she melts my
My future ex-girlfriend stole my car Ran off to Mexico with a guy that had bigger pectoral muscles than mine Now she sits in a jail in Ensenada Tried
I'm a moron just to be here You attack and I surrender You're yelling something, I read the paper No one can hear you except the neighbors I don't know
Eve, I think I'll have a bite of that apple You say it's more than I can handle Well, hey baby, have you read the papers Compared to this I don't think
When I was Superman I could make a stand Any building I could leap across When you were Lois Lane I could stop the rain You gave me everything I lost