Had A Dawg Took It Over A Bridge Dog Fell In The River Took Me Six Hours To Get It Out Crikey, Mate!
There was Dennis Playing tennis In his garden With Bin laden There was the vicar Drinking liquor He got fatter But that don't matter There was Michael
I'm walking along Something feels wrong I'm already late For my date When I'm with you I don't know what to do I spill things down my shirt And do great
My shoes smell really bad So much it makes me sad So much I nearly cried I even almost died So I ain't got no shoes I'm feelin really blue I gotta spend
There you are Sitting on you're own There you are Walking alone He must have dumped you Or you broke up with him Either way it means you're single again
A-vavavoom A-vavavoom A-vavavoom A-vavavoom I'm all shook up I'm all shook up I'm all shook up I'm all shook up A-vavavoom A-vavavoom A-vavavoom