comedy Not quite the tragedy that its become More slapstick than chickflick More Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's So, thank me at the podium For
Can I get something for my lovesick stomache ache? I threw up today. I kinda sorta prayed To go back in time and rewrite these lines But I'll settle for
: Man, you're really one heck of a guy best friend since Jr. High you showed me Playboy for the very first time that was rad We saw Bon Jovi, we sat
: Stop before you get my started Maybe I'll just go I'm not exactly broken hearted But I think you already know That there's more to the story that I
by and we won't get it back when we die well i know it's been years now and i don't look the same and the hopes and dreams you had for me you thought
ass. Tell her that you're sorry. Blame it on the beer. Your dad was mean to you. Your friends think you're an asshole And I do too. Over compensatin' for
: I was out on the front line, doin' just fine. Put it all behind me 'til I cam across a letter from an old friend, Askin' "How you been?" Stopped me
Now i'm not going to beat you up Or drag you through the mud I just want all my CD's back In the cases with the hard work still intact Friends like you
magic. Sigfried and Roy, (where's the magic?) Shaquille O'Neal, (why'd you leave the magic?) You asked me 20 times, Or was it 28, And your greatest trick ever Was your great
: Judy has a dad that might as well be dead A case they may have in every other kid But she's a much more beautiful person than you'll ever know She
I can lay it on real thick cause I know how you don't like to get brought down. With anything about us and our kick ass true love tale. Sorry I swore
I was out on the front line, doin' just fine. Put it all behind me 'til I cam across a letter from an old friend, Askin' "How you been?" Stopped me dead
Stop before you get my started Maybe I'll just go I'm not exactly broken hearted But I think you already know That there's more to the story that I'm
were magic. Sigfried and Roy, (where's the magic?) Shaquille O'Neal, (why'd you leave the magic?) You asked me 20 times, Or was it 28, And your greatest trick ever Was your great
hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!) Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!) That's right, ladies and gentleman! Pick up the phone 'cause Bowling For Soup is on the