Chief Inspector Blancheflower Chords

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(If you absolutely *must* try to play this part on a guitar.)
 
                                (The chords given are played on an autoharp.)
 
Verse: [C]
 
Chorus: [C] [F] [G]
 
Outro: [N.C.]
 
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Verse: [D] [Em] [Bm] [A   A  A  D  D  A  A]
 
Pre-chorus (I guess that's what you'd call it): [G] [A] [D] [C]
 
Weird thing after verse: [G G G G G G C# C# C# C# C# C#]
 
Bridge: [D] [F] [G] [Bb] [C]
 
Chords over solo: [D5] [A5] [D5] [A5] [C5]
 
Outro: [N.C.]
 
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Verse: [D] [Bm] [G] [D]
(Until "You can tell me anything that you want, 'cept I started seeing Jenny")
 
After that, there's not repetition to the chords, so:
 
 [Am]
I started seeing Jenny.
 
[Cm]
        My Jenny?
 
[Bm]
        And he looked down at the floor.
 
   [G]                           [A]      [D]
You know damn well she ain't your Jenny no more.
 
          [D]                        [Am]
And I said Get her on the phone.
 
                      [G]                [F#]
Don't you think it's a little late?
 
                       [Bm]
No I don't think it's a little late.
 
     [A]                                [D]
But I went out the room cause I knew I'd better wait.
 
[E]                            [B]
    So I went down to her dad's bakery and she said
 
[E]                                  [B]
    I'm gonna go outside, take a break, smoke a cigarette.
 
   [A]                    [E]
I'm still surprised at how mad you get.
 
[F#]
Well what'd you expect?
 
        [G]                        [F#]
That you wouldn't try to wreck your little brother's happiness.
 
          [D]
And I said Listen to you!
 
[G]                        [D]
        I know what you're trying to do.
 
   [A]
And what whould that be?
 
[Bb]                                           [A]
    Mess with Michael's head as some kind of revenge back at me.
 
    [D]                           [Bm]
So I drove up to Springfield in my wife's new car
 
     [Bm]                       [G]           [D]
And I went and had a drink at my buddy's old bar.
 
Outro: [C]    [Dm]    [Am]
 
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