One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville Chords

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ONE WAY TICKET TO FUCKNECKVILLE
 
Intro:
-C5---C5/A ---B5/G---E5---F5---F5---G5/E----|G5
-C5---C5/A----B5/G---Am--F5---F5---G5/E-----|G5
No Chord
 
C             C/A
No sleep 'til Fuckneckville,
 
B/G                           Am         G
it's kind of funny you may not realize it until
           C                   C/A
phone call stop,     can't get laid,
F                                      G/E             G
you find out where the parties were some time the next day
 
D                          F
one way ticket to seclusion, now your losin'
D                            F         C  C/F
 C/open D
one way ticket to alienation, you're an inside joke
    F                                        G
is everybody supposed to be impressed with your ability to
          C                        Am
make us feel less significant than you
 
 
F
we're all chippin' in the purchase you a
G                     G/E   G      C
one way first class ticket outta town
 
Repeat Intro :  -C5---C5/A ---B5/G---E5---F5---F5---G5/E---G5
pause
 
       C             C/A
millions sold, a mega star,
         B/G                    Am          G
there's a million assholes with ten million guitars
            C                 C/A
enjoy it now, soon it ends,
F                             G/E         G
suddenly you find yourself without any friends
 
D                         F                      C
  C/E  C/open D
one way ticket to isolation no you can hang with you
D                            F
D
you've been given a citation for excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness
 
 
F                                             G
go ahead keep telling us your fifteen-minute stories about
C                                     Am
what you had for breakfast then for lunch
F                                                         G              Am
we're all chippin' for one big humble pie, we're gonna smash it in your face
F                                          G
go ahead tell us about your last great sold out concert
                C                          Am
 and how your new record's gonna top the charts
F
we don't care 'bout your expenses,
G                     G/E      G     C
we just wanna have a laugh at your expense
 
 
Outro:  C---C/A---B/G---E---F---F---G/E---G
 
Chord Definitions:
 
B/G       C/open d <---self explanatory
e---x     e--x
b---x     b--x
G---x     g--x
D---5      d--x-|
A---2     a--3--|
E---x     e--x
 
C/E        C/A
e---x      e---x-|
b---x      b---x-|
g---x      G---x-|
d---2      D---7-|
a---3      A---3-|
e---x      E---x-|
 
C/F         G/E
e---x       e---x-|
b---x       b---x-|
g---x       g---x-|
d---3       d---x-|
a---3       a---7-|
e---x       e---3-|
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