Letras: Weird Al Yankovic. Alapalooza. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime.

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal
I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard
You see, my baby, she started to change
Started lookin' kinda strange
Wearin' all that white makeup and those black leotards
Well, I guess she kept her little secret pretty well
Now ever since I learned the horrible truth, you know my life
Has been a living hell
That's right, you see...

She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time
She never told me, she nver told me she was a....
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mime

I wish we both could just talk it all over
But my baby won't even make a sound
Now she makes everybody sick
Doin' that pantomime shtick
Even our old friends have stopped coming around
Well, my parents can't stand her and the neighbors hate her guts
She's really, really embarrassing me...this silent treatment's
Driving me Nuts!

You see...

She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime..Oh no
Now she's actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time...
What a crime
She never told (she never told me) she never told me she
Was a mime

She walks against the wind everywhere we go
Stops at every corner, gotta put on a show
Carries 'round a picture of Marcel Marceau
Always was the quiet type, but how was I to know?

She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime..Oh no
Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the
Ti-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yime
She never told me, she never told me she was a mime