Letras: NOFX. Pump Up The Valuum. Pharmacists Daughter.

Give her a call for Demerol and amyl nitrate
I tell her dad, don?t worry sir, we won?t stay out late

I?m in love with her, the pharmacist?s daughter
She?s got my love, I get her drugs

Waking up in the afternoon can?t wait to see her
Bringing in some colonopin, I?m huffing ether
She?s the one for me without personality
I still want to see her every day

We got a date and I can?t wait to see my baby
If I wine and dine her she just might sedate me
She?s so beautiful she keeps my prescriptions full
She?s got my love I get her drugs
Looks like I?ve gone and bought the pharmacy