Letras: NOFX. The PMRC Can Suck On This. A200 Club.

Why do I keep scratching
Scratching my balls?
I don't like this feeling
I don't like it at all

'Cause I got crabs
I got crabs, I got crabs
I got those little fuckers biting
And sucking my blood

There's crab eggs in my bed
They're in the carpet too
I'll go down to the store
Buy A200 shampoo

I got rid of them, I got all of them
They won't be back
Wait a second, what is this
Itching in my crack?

I got crabs
I got crabs, I got crabs
I got those little fuckers biting
And sucking my blood

I got crabs
I got crabs, I got crabs
I got those little fuckers biting
And sucking my blood