Letras: Rhett Miller. The Instigator. Four-Eyed Girl.

Two of us in a double-feature
I'm a rock and roller, she's a science teacher
I send her looks, they don't reach her
She does not know I'm in love with her

Later on it's no better
She wants to take a walk so I let her
I watch her go and then I go and get her
I have to spell it out for her
La la la, I'm in love with a four-eyed girl

She knows how to move me, now she knows how
Twenty-four hours Katz's never closes
Yeah, I tell her that I love her and I don't care who knows it
What's it take, romance, red wine, roses

She gets the picture takes pity on me
She lets go, she lets it happen
It's a hot spell after a cold snap
My eyes are open, nobody's napping she says
You don't want to miss a minute of me

La-la-la I'm in love with a four-eyed girl
She knows how to move me now she knows how
La-la-la I'm in love with a four-eyed girl
She knows how to move me now she knows how