Letras: Bette Midler. Bathhouse Betty. Big Socks.

You talk about you and only you and the things that you do for you
You say you're not a lean cuisine
So I wanna see whatcha got on the menu
Now if you think you're the man the only man
With an exterior you feel issuperior Just give Miss B a little peek
And see if you really can deliver
Your tendencies are short, my expectations are long
And as I see it now, there's not much to go on
It seems you dug a hole that you can't crawl out
Now I truly see what you're all about
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Don't brag about the diamond rings
Or the expensive clothes you wear
'Cause I could care less for what you possess
And your attitude needs repair
Don't brag about your body baby
And say that you're packin' a lot
'Cause all I see besides your big feet
Is that you got big socks
Let's just say that there's something lacking
A flea shouldn't have the nerve to be bragging
So pack up your little gift and get up to steppin'

Return it back and put it in the kiddie section
Full figured in a place that can deliver?
Ha ha not from what I've seen
I can't trace what's below your waist
There's too much space to be inside those jeans
Chorus
(Big socks, big socks
I've got big socks, baby
Big socks, big socks
I've got big socks, baby
Big socks, big socks
I-I-I've got big socks, baby
Big socks, big socks
I-I-I-I-I)
bye bye baby bye bye
It's time to wave the white flag
Now the kitten has been let out of the bag
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