Letras: Agoraphobic Nosebleed. Altered States Of America. Black Metal Transvestite.

Black metal is gay as a Catholic priest
slouching toward Gomorrah.
Face painted like
Gene Simmons at Halloween
with a tongue up some kids rump
looking for candy.
Put down that seven string and get a
fuckin' job
you tired-looking homo,
Goth hand-banging geek.